An old man is in a nursing home.

His nurse comes in and see's the old man sitting there looking sad.

"What's wrong" asks the nurse? "Willie died." said the old man. She asked who Willie is and the old man says "Willie is my penis. I'm so old, I can't get an erection anymore. So now, Willie is dead."

The next day, the nurse see's the old man walking through the nursing home with his penis hanging out of his pants. The nurse runs up to him and says what in the world he's doing with his penis out.

The old man replies "It's Willie's viewing."

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