A lawyer goes to the bar

and finds that there's something funny about his bottle. He looks inside and cannot believe his eyes. Suddenly a genie pops out.

"aah" says the genie "that was a really good nap"

So the lawyer asks him if he's the magical sort of genie who gives out wishes. The genie explains that indeed he is but with a catch: whatever the lawyer asks for, every other lawyer in the world gets double of.

The lawyer, being the selfish fellow he is, almost leaves without making any wishes. But finally he decides that he might as well give it a shot. So first the lawyer says that he's always wanted a Ferrari and in not half a second his brand new Ferrari appears in the parking lot and the genie hands him the key. So now every lawyer in the world has two Ferarris.

Then the lawyer thinks about what else he might want but realizes that he has a meeting in just 5 minutes so he asks for ten million dollars. And in not half a second a silver suitcase containing ten million dollars with crisp hundred dollar bills appears before his eyes.


The lawyer still can't get over the fact that every other lawyer now has TWENTY million dollars. So then the genie says, what is your third wish?

So the lawyer thinks for a while and he finally says

You know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney...

Edit: Was having some trouble with multiplication