A shady lawyer get sentenced to a prison term after his actions are revealed. When he gets put on his cell, he sees that his cell mate is a massive 300 lb southerner. He says hello.
"You gonna be the husband, or you gonna be the wife?" His cell mate asks.
"Umm, no thank you," responds the lawyer.
"You gonna be the husband or you gonna be the wife?" Is asked again.
"Listen, I don't wanna be either, I just want to do my time man." says the lawyer.
Now his cell mate starts to look really angry. "I'm gonna ask you one more time motha fucka, you gonna be the husband or you gonna be the wife!?"
"Shit shit shit" the lawyer thinks in a panic, "husband or wife, give it or take it, fuck!"
"I'll be the husband!" he yells.
"Good, now that we have that out of the way, get over here and suck your wife's dick."
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