A lawyer dies and shows up at the pearly gates for accounting.
As he walks up he shouts "Why did I have to die so young?? I was in my prime!"
St Peter replies "Well, I don't think 89 is really so young."
The lawyer replied "What? I'm only 36 years old. I was healthy, I ate well, I had no reason to die."
St Peter looks at his ledger and says "Nope. It says right here you turned 89 three months ago. You do look a bit young... AHH! There is where the confusion is. You see, we go by hours billed for lawyers."
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