A lady walks into a tattoo shop to get a tattoo.
The lady say, "Hi! I'd like to get a tattoo on my buttcheeks."
The tattoo guy says, "What would you like to get?"
The lady says, "That's the problem. I don't know what to get."
The man thinks this over for a while, and eventually comes to a conclusion. The man asks the lady, "Who are your two favorite composers?"
The lady says, "Beethoven and Bach."
The man proceeds to tattoo two huge, fancy-looking B's on both asscheeks.
When the lady comes home, she calls to her husband, "Hey! Come look at my tattoo!", and pulls down her pants and shows him.
Her husband says, "Who the fuck is Bob?"
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