So she stops for a chat with him and finds he is a decent, good looking guy. She takes a bit of a shine to him and decides to take it up a notch or two.
"Have you been kissed before?" she asked, "no, because of how i look it scares women off" he replied. She then kissed him.
"Have you ever had a handjob?", "no, because of how i look it scares women off". She then started to jerk him off.
"Have you ever had your dick sucked?", "no, because of how i look it scares women off". She then sucked his dick.
"Have you ever been fucked before?" she asked, "no, because of how i look it scares women off"
"Well you're fucked now, the tides coming in."
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