... and the guy is loving it. Absolutely loving it. "Mmm yeah, keep going babe" he groans, as she begins to fondle his balls. "My wife gets home in half an hour and there's a few more things I want to do with you if you know what I mean".
The lady brought the man to climax swiftly, taking his load in her supple mouth. "Ohhh yeaahhhhh" he screamed. "This is-" he stopped suddenly.
The woman froze in shock - was his wife home?? - but the man didn't make a sound. He shook slightly.
The man had sustained a severe heart attack and died.
The joke is that this existence is fleeting and we can never truly know or anticipate the hour in which we will die. All is dust. All is meaningless. All will be forgotten.
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