An old lady comes up to the bust stop and sits down. As they're waiting for the bus, she watched the boy eat the candy. One after another, by the dozens. 10 minutes pass, and the young man is showing no signs of stopping. Concerned, she looks over and says:
"Young man, eating candy is bad for you! You sould stop."
"Well my grandpa lived to be 104!" he replies.
"Did he eat this much candy often?" she asks surprised.
"No, he minded his own business."
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