A kid asks his grandpa for some beer, and the grandpa responds with "Does your dick reach your asshole?". The kid responds with no and the grandpa doesn't give him any. The kid decides to go downstairs and get some cookies from his grandmother. When the grandpa comes over he asks if he can have some cookies. The kid responds with "Well grandpa, does your dick reach your asshole?". The grandpa says "Hell yeah it does!" The kid then says "Well why don't you go fuck yourself!"
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