A little boy is riding his bike around town when he see a flier that's been posted for the fall circus coming to town. The little boy sees that tickets will be on sale in three days, so he decides to wait in front of the box office to be the first to get a ticket. It rains constantly all three days that he is waiting and he ends up getting sick, but recovers in time for the circus.
The day of the circus comes around and the little boy rides his bike to the circus grounds before they even opene the gates just so he can get a front row seat. Finally the circus starts and a tiny clown car drives out to the center of the tent. A dozen clowns pile out of the car with the biggest, fattest clown getting out last and holding a microphone. He turns it on and says "Welcome to the circus everyone! Befor we start I want to point out this little boy in the front row, This little idiot stood for three days in the rain and got sick, then rode his bike 10 miles in the freezing cold to get here before we even opened this shitty circus! This kid is a fucking retard!"
The entire crowd is roaring with laughter, the little boy is so embarrased that he runs out and jumps on his bike. As he's riding home he decides that he's going to go to insult college and get his revenge. The years go by and the boy graduates highschool, goes to insult college and gets his degree. The day that he comes home from college he sees a flier for the same circus coming to town. He waits outside the box office for three days to get his ticket and ends up getting sick again. When the day of the circus comes around he drives to the circus grounds and waits two hours for the gates to open.
The boy takes the same seat in the front row he was in all those years ago. The circus finally begins and the same clown car drives out. A dozen clowns pile out of the car, and the same big, fat clown comes out last with a microphone. he turns it on and says "Welcome to the circus folks! Before we start I want to point out this man in the front row! This asshole is the same little idiot who got sick years ago waiting for three days to get a ticket to this shitty circus, waited in the cold for hours and just did it again! This man is a fuckig retard!"
The man stands up and says "Oh yeah? Well fuck you Clown!"
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