A jungle explorer hears drums every night

He asks his native guide what the drums are all about.

The guide replies, "No need to worry; only worry when drums stop."

A few days go by, every night the drums play in the distance. Until one night they stop. The explorer runs to his guide in a panic and asks, "The drums stopped! What's happening."

The guide, with a look of grim resolve, says: "Bass solo."



^I'm ^a ^music ^nerd...

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