Russell invited Wittgenstein to have breakfast with him one day. Russell asks Wittgenstein what he would like to have, Wittgenstein says he wants to have fired eggs, but upon trying to flip the eggs Russell accidentally broke the yoke of the eggs. At that moment, Wittgenstein rests his hand on Russell's shoulder and says, "Whereof one cannot fry eggs, thereof one must have scrambled."
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