As some Canadian geese were flying overhead he pointed at them and asked me, "Do you know why that side of the V is longer than the other side? (He meant the V shape the geese were flying in as they migrated)
"No", I replied after thinking about it.
"Because there are more geese on that side."
I told that joke back to him when he was in his 90s. He really cracked up, and was pleased as hell when I told him I learned it from him.
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