A joke made in Spain about the church, and as such, full of profanity and blasphemy. Enjoy

So a catholic priest is waiting in the confessional, and suddenly a man with the body of a mountain who rides comes in:

-Forgive me, father, for I've sinned.

+Tell me your sins, my son.

-Well, father, it all started on Monday, when I was fixing the kitchen sink and I got up too quickly and hit my head. Then I started cursing the heavens and all the things which lives within.

-You see, my mother in law was very catholic and when she heard me saying those blasphemies started shouting at me. I have such a bad temper, I took the pipe wrench and cracked her head open.

The priest, hearing that starts to cross himself, but before he can say anything the man continues talking:

-Then the next day I was in her funeral, and it started raining and ruining my suit, so I yelled at the top of my lungs curses against our lord.

-My wife was a little bit vexed by her mother having been killed and all, so she started to call me names, and I had to choke her, because she was getting on my nerves, father.

The minister, at this point is as white as the pallium of the Virgin, but the man doesn't even take a second and keeps going:

-And today, father, today I was full of remorse for my acts against the law of God and came here to seek forgivness. But when I was boarding the bus, the doors closed on me and I broke the second commandment again.

-The people was staring too much at me, and I really have a bad temper, father, so I doused the bus in gasoline and lighted it on fire with all these people inside.

The priest is fully terrified, so trying to not provoke the wrath of the man tells him timidly:

+Do not suffer, my son, for God's mercy knows no bounds. Say two... No! one! Say a Hail Mary and you will be forgiven.

-Thank you, father, goodbye!

The priest sighs with relief as the man is leaving, but as he gets up he hits his head with a figure of the Virgin and starts yelling with a thunderous voice:

RAAAAARGH!!! THAT FUCKING FUCK FUCKER!! THAT WOODEN PIECE OF SHIT WHO THREW THAT FUCKING JESUS OUT OF HER CUNT!!! FUCK HER, FUCK GOD AND FUCK THAT FUCKING CUCKOLD WHO MARRIED HER!!!!

And then, the priest peeps out the confessional and screams, too:

AND DON'T FORGET THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HOLY GHOST, MY SON!