A joke I made up when I was high: Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

An old man buys a...

He rools down the windows, and heads for the highway, speeding up to 200...

Trump decided to...

he called it "Alternative Rock."

Wife comes home...

Wife gets back home late during the evening furthermore, discreetly opens the...

Timmy...

Timmy came home to his parents one day after school, and goes straight...

If guys think...

Blow my mind.

How do you pick...

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

My wife gives me...

99%Sound,1%Advice.

What happened to...

He didn't give a sh...

Why did the...

He was charged with battery!

Christmas Recount

Ho Ho Ho, "Hello out there all people of the world." This is Santa and I...