A joke for those who like story-jokes

A man goes to a bar that he frequents a few times a week. He sits down and enjoys a few drinks, making conversation with the bartender. As the night goes on and the bar begins to empty out, he notices that he's hearing some really exceptional piano music. Looking around the bar, there are no speakers, no juke box, nothing that he can see that would be creating the music.

Guy: "Hey, bartender, where's this music coming from? It's some of the best piano music I've ever heard."

Bartender: "Look on top of the bar over there."


As the man looks down, at the end of the bar, well ON the bar really, there's a little man playing a grand piano roughly the size of a laptop. The player himself can't be more than 1-2 feet tall, and the man is absolutely baffled.

Guy: "Woah, where did you find such a small person who can play a piano THAT well?"

Bartender: "I wished for him with my genie! Here, give it a try."


Placing a lamp in front of the man, the bartender goes back to washing some dishes and serving a few other regulars. At first, the man is just in awe that the bartender would be such an ass as to suggest a genie gave him a piano player for the bar. But, just for shits and giggles, he rubs the lamp.

A genie pops out, and scares the guy half to death. The genie says "I will grant you any 1 wish."

The man thinks it over, and then says "I would like you to fill up this bar with money, so that everyone here can go home rich." The genie looks at the man, looks around the bar, and claps his hands, saying "Your wish is my command."


The man excitedly spins around, and to his dismay the entire bar is filled with honey. Sticky. Fucking. Honey.

Guy: "Really? What the hell!? I get one wish and the damn genie doesn't even take the time to listen to what I say?!?"

Bartender" "Yeah, I'm sorry, I really should have said something. The genie is actually a little hard of hearing. I mean, do you really think that I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"