A Jewish man is receiving a knighthood from the Queen. He is told before the ceremony that the Queen will come up to him, he will kneel before her, recite a phrase in Latin and she will tap him on either shoulder with the ceremonial sword and he will then be a Sir.
The time finally comes for the man to receive his honour. He steps up to the Queen, kneels, but panics and forgets the Latin phrase. Acting quickly, he recites the only other phrase he knows in a foreign language: "Ma mishtanah halaila hazeh mikol haleylot..."
Confused, Her Majesty turns to her adviser and asks: "Why is this Knight different from every other Knight?"
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