An angry mob is getting prepared to stone a woman to death for allegedly committing adultery, when Jesus steps out and stands between the woman and the crowd. "Do not be so quick to judge the actions of others!" He proclaimed, "You all have had your moments of weakness. Let him who is without sin cast the first stone." Just as the crowd quited down and lowered their stones, a little old woman started hobbling her way down the aisle. When she eventually got down to the front, she cocked her arm back, and chucked a huge rock right at the chained woman's forehead. With the rest of the crowd pelting the woman with rocks and yelling, Jesus turns to the little old lady and says "You know, mom, sometimes you can be a real bitch."
Happy Mother's Day!
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