And he decides to send her back to Israel, per her will, to be buried. So he sends the coffin back with a letter atop the casket. His brother opens it and it reads:
Dear brother,
Ima died and wants to be laid to rest here. Please follow her request and bury her here. Also, I have sent kosher cheeses within the casket for Binyamin. There are also condiments near the cheeses for consumption. There is fresh toothpaste in the crook of her arm for Bluma. She has gold necklaces around her neck. Those are for your wife. The reeboks on her foot, those are for you, my brother. She also has five Nike shirts on that I got on clearance for my nephews. She also has blankets underneath her for all of you. She also has the special lingerie on that Sister requested. Please preserve her dignity and bury her as soon as possible.
P.S. If you need anything else, just ask. Abba-leh (dad) is not feeling well
*This joke was originally told in Urdu about Mehmans, who in Pakistan are stereotyped very similarly to Jews. I also heard it orally but I hope I captured its essence*
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