With his friends, Billy schedules a fishing trip. They decide to spend the weekend at the lake, fishing by the quiet of nature. With all decided, Billy returns home to tell his wife. The wife, however, didn't like the idea and forbid him to go. The next day, the poor man tells his friends "Sorry guys, I won't make it. My wife won't let me" and after some booze and talk, they all return home.
The day of the trip arrives and the fishing buddies get to the lake and find a smilling Billy there. "What happened?! I thought your wife didn't let you come!" they all asked. "Well", Billy started, "My wife is reading this book called *Fifty Shades of Grey* and yesterday I get home and she was handcuffed to the bed. '*What the hell woman*' I asked. She replied '*Now Billy, do whatever you want!*' so I came fishing!"
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