His seat on his ticket is in the middle of a Christian and a Muslim man. Looking towards history, these groups of religions haven't tolerated each other, but the Jewish man does not believe in discrimination! He sits next to them, and decides to make conversation. He turns to the Christian man and asks, "So, how are you on this fine day?" But the Christian man made a disgusted look and spit in the Jewish man's face and then screamed, "Get me an orange juice!!!!!"
"Ok... If you wish." Said the Jewish man as got up to get the man's OJ.
Once he came back he gave the juice to the Christian man and decided to talk to the Muslim man. "So... Where are you traveling today?" Said the Jewish man.
The Muslim man made the same face as the Christian man and spit in the Jewish man's face and screamed, "Get me and orange juice!!!"
"As you wish," said the Jewish man as he got up to get the man's juice.
Once he got back he gave it to the Man and as both men drank said with a hopeful tone, "Well gentlemen, I hope a day will come when we stop spitting in each other's faces and pissing in each other's Orange juice."
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