And he sees a Chinese man in front of him. He then runs up behind the Chinese man and kicks him hard in the back of the leg. The Chinese man falls to the floor and yells, "What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbour!" The Jewish man replies.
"But that was the Japanese, I'm from China!" Answers the Chinese man.
"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, whatever! You're all the fucking same!" The Jewish man says, and walks off.
A couple of months later the Chinese man sees the same Jewish man walking ahead of him in the street. He runs up behind the Jewish man and punches him in the back of the head. The Jew falls on the floor and cries out, "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic!" The Chinese man says, sniggering.
"But that was an iceberg!" The Jew replies.
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Spielberg, whatever! You're all the fucking same!"
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