his wife calls the newspaper to publish a death notice. The person taking the call asks her what it should say and politely informs her that they charge by the word.
She tells him to put: "Saul died."
The newspaper person tells her that the paper has a strict five word minimum on death notices.
She thinks for a moment and tells him to put, "Saul died. Cadillac for sale."
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