The grandson is playing in the sand when a huge wave comes in and sweeps him out to sea. The grandmother panic-stricken drops to her knees in the sand, "Dear Lord, please save my grandson, I have been a religious woman and I have given generously to charity and to the synagogue. If you would spare my grandson, I will devote my life even further to you."
Upon her final words, the clouds part and a huge wind carries the grandson across the water dropping him gently and unharmed at his grandmother's feet.
At this, the grandmother drops again to her knees and says, "Dear Lord ....... he was wearing a hat."
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