So there's this obese guy and he needs to lose weight. He stumbles on an ad guaranteeing 15 pounds lost in a 30 min session.
Too good to be true he tried it.
They lady asked him to undress and wait in room 17. A few moments after a beautiful woman walks in nude and simply says " you catch me you can fuck me. After 30 moments she ran out. Sure enough he lost 15 pounds.
The next day he went for the 30 pounds. Same deal, only this time she was a 15 out of 10. Same rules you catch her you get to fuck her.
The next day after losing 45 pounds he signed up for the toughest course.
Same deal naked in a room. Only this time a guerilla walks in and says"i catch you I fuck you"
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