When the Jewish girl tells her father that she has fallen in love with a Greek boy and wants to marry him, he hits the ceiling. He forbids it, on pain of disownment. The girl goes ahead and marries the boy, anyway. The old man does not even go to the wedding and stops talking to her altogether.
A year goes by and she sends him a telegram. "Oh, daddy, I really need to see you and talk to you". Well, by this time his heart has softened and he misses her too and he wires back, "Ok".
She sends a private plane for him which flies him to Athens. A private helicopter takes him to a hundred-foot yacht at Piraeus. The yacht takes him to an Aegean island. When he lands he sees a big beautiful palace, of marble, with landscaping and statuary, and dozens of servants all over the place.
His daughter, dressed in the height of fashion and dripping with expensive jewelry, runs out and hugs him. He hugs her back and says, "My baby, I'm so glad you sent for me. I see now that you were right and I was wrong".
She says, "No, daddy, you were right. I want you to take me away from here and back home with you".
He asks, "But why?"
She says, "Because when I got married my asshole was the size of a dime and now it's the size of a silver dollar".
And he says, "You're going to give up all this for ninety cents?"
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