A Jewish atheist hears that the best school in town happens to be Catholic, so he enrolls his son. Things are going well until one day the boy comes home and says, “I just learned all about the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.”
The boy’s father is barely able to control his rage. He grabs his son by the shoulders and says, “Son, this is very important, so listen carefully. There is only ONE God — and we don’t believe in Him!”
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