Upon arriving he meets a receptionist at a desk. The receptionist asks him "What religion do you associate yourself with?". The man answers "Well, I am a non practicing Jew, my parents were Jewish and all but I dont get into the whole religious thing".
The receptionist looks at him "Well according to policies you are technically Jewish, so go down the hall into door number 132".
The man walks down the hall and the smell of sulfur hits him hard, screams of agony are heard from every door, he starts to get very nervous. He imagines what kind of horrors await him.
He's now standing infront of the door, number 132, he hesitantly opens it and steps forward.
He is greeted but a well maintained park, green trees everywhere a playground, lots of happy people. In the background he sees skyscrapers made out of glass.
A man rides up to him in a jeep, stops infront of him and steps out. "Hello and welcome, do you want a quick tour?"
The Jewish man is shocked "This is hell for Jews? This place looks quite nice actually!"
The man in the jeep shrugs and answers "Well you should have seen this place about 66 years ago".
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