As they are digging the hole they find an old box and upon opening it a Genie pops out! The Genie states how he can only give 3 wishes so each man would only receive one wish.
The black guy goes first and says "My people have been discriminated for over 200 years and I have become sick of it! I wish for a country where all blacks can live in peace and prosper!"
With a clap of his hands the Genie grants the man's wish and sends him off. The jew goes next and says. "Well, my people have been discriminated and tortured for almost 2,000 years! I too want a country where all Jews can live together in peace and harmony!"
Again, the Genie claps his hands and the deed is done. Leaving only the redneck. The redneck approaches the Genie and says "So, let me get this strait..The blacks have their own country right?"
The Genie nods his head in agreement.
"And, the Jews also have their own country, right?"
The Genie nodded again.
"Oh hell just give me a six pack of beer then!"
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