Out of nowhere during a safari the 3 men are kidnapped by a tribe. The tribe explains to each man that although they must die they might take some comfort in knowing none of their body will be wasted. Hair will be made into baskets, bones used as weapons, and their skin will be stretched out to make the skins for canoes. The leader of the tribe also explains they'll each be given a knife and can chose how to take their own life however they'd like. The Frenchman yelled 'viva la France!' and slit his wrists, the Japanese man screams 'bonzai!' and commits harakiri. The American grabs a hold of his knife, stabs himself in the torso multiple times and yells with his dying breath
"There's your fucking canoe"
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