A husband asks his wife what she'd like for her birthday, she responds with: "I want something red that goes from 0-100 in a second"

So he buys her a red weight scale.


For americans, 0-100Kmh is similar to 0-60Mph, so she implied she wanted a Ferrari or something, the husband bought her a scale, 100kg being around 200 pounds, a lot.

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