A husband asked his wife to say something that would make him happy and sad at the same time.

An Invitation

This 4-year-old kid is sitting on the couch watching T.V. silently, with an...

Funny Sign -...

Funny Sign: "Teacher Strikes Idle Kids"

Actual Police Quotes

The following are quotes made by real police officers: "If you run, you'll...

Is it just me, or...

I know several people who are having "superb owl" parties next month

What did God say...

"If you build it, they will cum."

What does a...

..nothing for 3 days.

Walked past a...

I guess the gods took him for granite

You know when...

It's really hard.

I don't know who...

Why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?

How can you tell...

He's the one with a parachute on his back.