This 4-year-old kid is sitting on the couch watching T.V. silently, with an angry look on his face. After a while, his mother notices this and asks him, "Why the long face?"
"Well, Mommy, I know that you invited everyone to your wedding. You invited grandpa, grandma, my uncle, your friends and all . . ."
"So what's the problem, Sweety?" his mother asks. "WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME?"
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