A Husband and Wife get into an argument in a restaurant....

The argument seems to be somewhat sexual and the people around get very uncomfortable and even complain to the waitress.

The Wife starts shouting "Stop wearing a fucking condom when we're having sex"

The Husband replies "If we're going to have sex then at least I want to be safe"

A man finally gets fed up and comes over to the couple and tells the woman "Seriously you need to stop, You should always wear a condom when you're have sex or you might get pregnant"

The woman seems angered and shouts at the man "Well do you wear a condom when your wife fucks you in the ass with a strap on"

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