A husband and wife are watching a TV show about psychology that explains the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turns to his wife and says, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you couldn't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time." She says. "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick!"
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