A husband and wife are in the kitchen on a Sunday morning after a long night of arguing...

While the husband gets about making a pot of coffee his wife is starting to make a pan of scrambled eggs.

Her husband watches her quietly for a moment then exclaims suddenly, "Turn them, it's starting to burn! Oh, you left a shell over there, no there! What, you didn't see that?"

His wife grumbles quietly to herself, not wanting to get into another argument, only to hear him start again. "Please, no more salt! Are you trying to kill me?! Can you raise the heat, this is taking too long. No! Not that high, are you crazy? Are you trying to get us both killed?!"

Finally having heard enough she yells back at him, "OK, what the heck is your problem? I'm just cooking eggs. If you don't like it, go do it yourself and don't bother me!"

Calmly her husband replies, "I just wanted you to understand how I feel driving you around in our car, that's all. Now, perhaps you have some idea of what I have to put up with."

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