A state trooper is driving on a highway. Suddenly, as he drives behind a civilian car, the car starts increasing its speed. The trooper starts to follow the car, suspecting something is up. The car keeps increasing the speed, going up to almost 140mph. After about 10 min chase the driver finally gives up and pulls over.
The state trooper, now extremely pissed off, goes to the driver and says: "if you can give me ONE good reason why you were driving so fast, I'll let you go!"
"Well," the drive says "2 years ago my wife left me for a state trooper... I thought you were bringing her back!"
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