Bob gets a new scope for his rifle and goes out to test it with his buddy Jim.
"I can see for miles with this thing," Bob says, looking around the forest for something to shoot. He stops and focuses on something.
"You see that Jim? It's your wife. She's screwing around on you."
"I had a feeling she was," says Jim. "Why don't you test out that new scope, shoot her in the head and him in the dick."
"No problem," says Bob. "I can do that with one shot."
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