The American tourist got the shock of his life when a Mexicanwith a 6 shooter jumped out from behind a cactus."Take my money, my car but don't kill me", said the tourist."I no kill you if you do what I say," said the Mexican."Just unzip your pants and start masturbating," he ordered.Although shocked, the tourist did what he was told. "Right, nowdo it again" said the Mexican.The Yank protested but with the gun against his nose, he managedagain."And yet again, Gringo, or I shoot you dead."With sweat running down his brow, the yank managed a final effortand fell exhausted."Good" said the Mexican, "now you give my sister a ride to thenext village."
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