A hillbilly invites his new neighbor to a party...

he says "there'll be a whole lotta drinkin', dancin', and screwin'..."


His neighbor asks if he can bring anything.


Hillbilly says, "you can bring anything you want, just goin' be me and you..."

*credit to "Mad Men"*

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