...see an old friend in the bar who was married years ago. After catching up one asks him "do you ever get sick of the same piece of tail night after night?" To which he replies. "To be honest guys it does get a little old. Same lady every night." One friend asks "To switch it up a bit have you ever thought about flipping her over and giving her the business on the other end?" He replies "what? And have fucking kids running all over the place?"
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