A head of state is suspicious about his wife cheating with a member of his cabinet.
So one night he inserts a razor blade inside her and after a week has passed ordered all the members to remove their pants. To his surprise everyone had his dick cut except the Minister of Defense. He then thanks him for his loyalty and appoints him the prime minister, the Minister of Defense then replies " Thank you thire".
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