A guy's wife goes on vacation, and he's staying at home for a week.
The first day, a kid knocks on the door and says "I'm looking for my dad"
The man had a lot of sexual partners in his past, and he freaks out,
thinking this kid might be his, and that his wife will find out, so he slams the door shut.
The next day it happens again, but a different kid, saying he's looking for his father.
He freaks out again and slams the door, wondering what the hell is going on.
It happens every day, and on Friday, the man doesn't slam the door,
but instead yells at the kid, "I am not your father!!"
The kid looks confused and says,
"I know you're not my father! But I'm looking for my father and he comes here every Friday afternoon!"
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