...he pulls his gun on the reception lady and tells her to open the vault.
She absolutely terrified states :" but sir this is a sperm bank."
He yells at her to open it so she does.
They enter the vault and he commands her to take a cup of sperm and drink it.
Still terrified the lady pleads : " sir these are specimen of sperm. Please don't make me..."
He yells at her to comply or he will shoot her.
The lady downs the cup and the robber takes his mask off and says :
" See honey, its not that bad."
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