"Oh man - it's easy! You won't have any problems. Tell me - do you like music?"
"Yeah - I love music".
"Monday is music day. They bring in the greatest musicians to play their hits and talk to all the inmates - it's wonderful!"
"Let me ask you - do you like sports?"
"Sports? Love em!"
"Tuesday is sports day. They bring in all the greats to throw the ball around and talk to all the inmates about their greatest victories!"
"Now let me ask you - you like food?"
"Of course - who doesn't."
"Wednesday is food day. They bring in the greatest chefs from the country and they cook for all the inmates."
"Now let me ask you - are you gay?"
"No."
"Well you're not going to like Thursday very much."
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