When all of a sudden one of them falls down clutching his chest.
The other guy whips out his phone and dials 911
"911 what's your emergency?"
"Help! I think my friend just died!"
"Okay, calm down, the first thing you need to do is determine if he's truly dea-"
*THWACK THWACK THWACK*
"Yeah, he's dead alright. Dead and toothless. Okay what's next?
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