... but never
had an opportunity
to tell her. One night around at
night, he
gathered some courage & sent her a
text with
these honest words... "Doreen, I love
you, I
wonna marry you. Plz reply & tell me
how you
feel."
A few seconds later he received a
message alert
on his phone. He was so scared and
too tensed
to open it that night so he decided not
to check
the message until the next morning
when he's
less tense and in better senses. So he
went to
sleep.
When he woke up the next day he
prayed
seriously about the message for good
news, went
about doing his morning chores,
brushed his
teeth, ate his breakfast, took a bath,
dressed
himself up then climbed into bed and
picked his
phone to read the message on his
phone. This
was the response he read: "Dear
customer you
have insufficient balance to send this
message.
Please recharge your account and try
again".
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