A guy wants a job as a police officer

So he sits down at the interview and the hiring manager is very impressed with the man's qualifications, aptitudes and references. He just wasn't one hundred percent sure.

"Just one more thing," the hiring manager says. "Before you can get the job we need you to go ahead and shoot two black guys and rodeo clown by tomorrow."

"A rodeo clown?" asks the guy quite incredulously.

"YOU'RE HIRED!"

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