He flirts with her. He makes small talk but the woman insists she isn't going to go home with him.
The guy says, *"What if I offer you a million dollars to sleep with me?"*
The woman has never had a million dollars in her life. She stops and considers the offer very seriously.
Guy changes his mind, says, *"What if I change my offer to a dollar instead?"*
The woman is aghast, "What kind of woman do you think I am?"
*"We'd already figured that out. Now we're just negotiating"*
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