he goes up to the counter and asks for two scoops of chocolate.
The clerk: oh well this is sort of embarrassing.... I'm afraid we are all out of chocolate.. all I have left is vanilla and strawberry. I can get you one of those if you like.
The guy: what? how could you be out of chocolate? That's some bullshit, no look I want you to get me some chocolate right now!
The clerk: sir I am very sorry but there is no chocolate! all I have left is vanilla and strawberry, if you want anything else I do not have it, just vanilla and strawberry. Can I please get you one of those?
THe guy: no I want some chocolate!
CLerk: ugh (sigh) sir.... can you spell the "van" in vanilla?
the guy: huh?
The Clerk: it's a simple question. Can you spell the "van" in vanilla??
The guy: V-A-N?
The clerk: That's right! Now can you spell the "straw" in strawberry?
The guy: S-T-R-A-W?
The clerk: That's very good! Now can you spell the "fuck" in chocolate??
The guy: ............uh..... There's no "fuck" in chocolate.
The clerk: That's right, THERE'S NO FUCKIN CHOCOLATE!!
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